Yeti

A police officer in a SUV. It is a reference to the abominable snowman in the Himalayas.

Friend: Hide that shit, there's a yeti passing by

by Posterized1 November 26, 2016

yeti

when one man(or hairy woman) pulls up their shirt and sticks their hary armpit in the face of a friend(or mortal enemy) and holds it there until it seems as though they will pass out.

"hey Bill, do you want a yeti?"
"what's that?"
"this" (pulls shirt up and gives yeti)
"ooh"

by Brad FFF July 13, 2007

Yeti

It's what I call my own pet (unfit mother) Abominable Snowmum. I get one all to myself, aren't I lucky? It was worth watching Suburban Mayhem just to see my own 'best in show' pet Yeti's biography on screen...

Anything you can insert the word mother into. "Hang on, don't we have to go to Yeti's for Christmas?" ... "Why, I haven't bothered for the last 5"...

<therapist to me> "Now, let's talk about Yeti"...

by scott_the_son_of_a_yeti December 9, 2008

yeti

a beat and usually fat freshman girl on your bus that never shuts the hell up.

The yetis never shut the hell up.

by the heezy deezy September 17, 2008

yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.

omg look at that yeti its alyssa !

by somebody who despises yetis June 22, 2008

Yeti

A female(ugly) who is abundant in the area of hair. Whether it be facial, armpit or a all over type of deal.

That girl RoseMary, she is a goddamn yeti!!!

by Fernando G April 5, 2005

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003