Wrapping Tulips

Slang term for oral sex. Tulips being a play on two lips.

Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?

by Cletus1248 January 19, 2013

wrap your willy

To wear a condom

Don't be silly, wrap your willy !

by Viking Child January 5, 2015

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Breakfast Wrap

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.

Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.

That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

Alabama Sausage Wrap

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.

I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.

by bushwhacker46 November 29, 2016

wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

fish wrap

A newspaper of poor repute.

"The local fish wrap presented a biased story on the governor's speech".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003