Wonder Woman

An Amazon warrior princess who was created for the DC comics, but appears in shows like the Super Friends and the Justice League.

Wonder Woman: (to an unimpressed John Stewart) We Amazons are warriors! Want to try me? (prepares to fight)

by DanMat6288 May 26, 2005

wonder showzen

Show primarily on mtv2 (sometimes on mtv), which at first glance comes off as a kids show , but upon further inspection becomes evident that if indeed your kid did watch this show , they would grow up to be :

a) A pedophile/child pornographer
b) A permanent assylum resident
c) A drug addict

or

d)George Bush's personal assistant.

.. in other words its a work of genius .. just not for people under 15.

Beth: Wonder showzen is cool.
Anne: Yeah me and my daughter used to watch it all the time.
Beth: O you have a daughter? Where is she?
Anne:Dead. She hung herself from the crib.She was only 2 months.
Beth: Omg! Thats so horrible! What happened?
Anne: We planned it. So we could send the video to Wonder Showzen.
Beth: Ohhhh hahaha!I loved that clip! *high five*

by Suede Cleaner September 1, 2008

wonder sex

when having good sex with a person for the first time; good, almost TOO good! making a person wonder, 'wow, how many partners have they had'!

guy 1: did you sleep with her
guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that

sextoo goodpartnerswonderpay

by winnipegdude September 9, 2012

Wonder Moose

(n.) A fictional moose twins dream about having sex with

(v.) The act of twins fondling one another's genitals while both partners fantasize about moose

Hey, this kid I know loves wonder mooses. Him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses

by WMFOREVER December 17, 2010

wonder nigga

A nigga that becomes the bigg thang that white folks can't get enough of, then they get tired of him and he fades away. Tyson was a bigg thang and faded, Woods was a bigg thang and is fading, Obama is the bigg thang and he will fade too . White folks is very fickle and rush from the latest wonder nigga to the next bigg thang. It's hard for a wonder nigga to stay on top.

A wonder nigga is a nigger you look at, and wonder what all the fuss is about.

by wjc April 12, 2008

wonder cheese

the sticky, gooey, sweaty, smelly stuff that accumulates under the male ballsack after hours of strenuous activity.

Dude you need a shower, i can smell your wonder cheese from here!

by suzuki249ryder February 3, 2009

wonder showzen

Here's what Wonder Showzen is:

Take 1 (one) concept of a children's show, and twist and mutilate the shit out of it for about 10 minutes. Then stretch it out and rub it underneath your crotch like a bath towel. Then throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Then take a piss and a shit on it. Then pour your Heineken on it and light it on fire. Then piss out the fire. Then dump LSD pills and used syringes on it. And then roll it up into a huge Zig-Zag paper and smoke it. And VOILA!! Wonder Showzen!!!

Wonder Showzen is the funniest, most twisted thing I have ever seen on the television screen. If Philo Farnsworth (inventor of the television) knew what Wonder Showzen was back when he was inventing TV, he'd immediately cancel all of his plans and immediately proceed to shoot himself in the head.

by Sultan May 19, 2005