Womp 

To pound ones arse.

Verb: "Johnny womped Sarah"
Proverb: "What the womp is a proverb?"
Pronoun: "Please let me touch your womp"
ZAP!: " DONT MAKE ME WOMP YOU!"

Womp by Anonymous September 19, 2002

womp 

to be in a bad mood, to be wompy

"man, my day was so bad im totally wompy right now"

womp by eht123 March 18, 2009

womp 

Said while setting somthing down or dropping someting. Opposite of yoink.

"Womp." ::while dropping backpack::

womp by AgentCdog November 4, 2004

womp 

to give a blowjob, head, sucking cock, etc.

guy: wanna come in my car and womp me?
girl: only if you eat your burger at the same time..
guy: every man's dream!

womp by teddybear5537 January 19, 2010

Womp 

To fetch,find or perform a specific task.

Why 'ontchu womp me up some flapjacks, goddammit!?

Womp by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

WOMP 

word used to described a situation that is not good and no other words can be used to describe it

Dylan:Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fat chick?!
Bruce: WWOOMMPP(womp)!(while making a hand gesture towards mid-section)(Like the tomahawk move towards lower body)

WOMP by Dyaln A. April 19, 2006

Womp 

An action that usually follows an event's passing. A sort of feeling that a person receives when they sense something. Used as a one word phrase. This feeling feels like getting an alaskan pipeline done on you. It is quite soothing except for when it gets rough. Another use of this word is as a verb who's natural synonym would be the over-accentuated word, "Annihilated". But this is only during cases of extreme agitation. Otherwise use the word, "Womp", to mean exactly what you need it to at the time. As long as you do not use this word out of extreme agitation then you may use it in everyday use.

Now you may find yourself wondering, "Now how do I go about using such a complex word?!" Well the answer is just in he next sentence! Now the following contains "Womp" in it's common usage, "Womp! Today was so stressful!". Another common use of the word, "WOMP! I am so happy to see you!".
Some people prefer to use this word at the end of a sentence. For example: "I really wish today wasn't so horrid, Womp." as well as, "Man, looks like we need to drive you to the restaurant fast, womp!"

When in doubt, think of "Oy vey!"

Womp by The Wisconsin Bubbler September 29, 2011