wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

I am the Black Wizards

I am the Black Wizards is the seventh track from " In the Nightside Eclipse ", the debut album of Emperor, one of the most influential (and best) Black Metal bands ever.

It features the genius songwriting of guitarist / singer Ihsahn and beautiful lyrics of bassist Mortiis. And also some of the best atmospheric keyboards ever.

Metalhead 1 : Wow, I am the black wizards' guitar riff is amazing ! and the drumming is really powerful and fast !

Metalhead 2 : Yeah, Ihsahn's singing is beyond words too, he has the best screamed vocals in the world ! And i love how they use the keyboards, it gives the music a beautiful eerie feeling.

Metalhead 1 : Fuck yeah ! Best Black Metal song ever on the best Black Metal album ever by the best Black Metal band ever ! Hail Emperor !

by BlackEmperor December 16, 2011

Smash Wizards

Smash Wizards, most commonly known for their viral Minecraft ASMR TikTok content, is an upcoming Minecraft server network of magical origins. It features many different modes such as Scrimmage, Ranked FFA, and many more!

Hey, (Name)! Do you want to go play on Smash Wizards? Or maybe even watch Smash Wizards on TikTok with me?

by MineCrafter47 February 9, 2021

squigity wizards

agreement of something cool or fun, bro.

Mike: "You want to play FIFA?"
Rob: "Squigity wizards!"
Rob: "Let's go!"

by FIFA2X11 October 31, 2011

Unrelated Wizards

A Harry Potter role-playing site, Unrelated Wizards was created when a group of people would spam the comment section of photos on the website Unrelated Captions pretending to be characters . They were then yelled at by Unrelated Captions's Admin. The group decided they must form their own website, and elected the one who called himself "Remus Lupin" to do so, which he painstakingly did. The Unrelated Wizards now spend their time having parties on their forum

Quoted from the site:
Founded by a group of rebels who would take over the comments of photos with unrelated captions, Unrelated Wizards is a website. That's all I have to say.

by Remus John Lupin March 29, 2010

Black Wizards

A number of wizard servants that live on a very tall mountain where the rain fall not far, yet the sun cannot reach.

i'd like to thank all my black wizards out there! without your help none of this would be possible. there's ihsahn, samoth...

by DaneTheScaryPagan January 13, 2009