A term to describe a man’s balls that have not been trimmed for far too long.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
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Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard's Staff.
By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.
By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.
Dude: Brah, that was a crazy game of Wizard Staff last night.
Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.
Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.
by WizardStaff May 17, 2006
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(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.
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Both: *Instantly Fuck*
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