a Jade Withers is a superstar wannabe, or it can be used to describe a penis. A Jade Withers can also be used in terms of sex positions or as an alias. Most people by the name of Jade Withers are sexually orientated and get drunk in beach parties, they usually go for English \ Irish men and ginger people. Be cautious of Jade withers as they can be aggressive.
by L.K.Rowling June 28, 2010

by Urnevergonnagivemeup December 5, 2022

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers
by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".
by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006

by Wither Animations and Math March 23, 2024

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch
by Portia2019 March 18, 2019
