Jade Withers

a Jade Withers is a superstar wannabe, or it can be used to describe a penis. A Jade Withers can also be used in terms of sex positions or as an alias. Most people by the name of Jade Withers are sexually orientated and get drunk in beach parties, they usually go for English \ Irish men and ginger people. Be cautious of Jade withers as they can be aggressive.

example 1 ''look at the size of my Jade Withers''

Example 2 ''is it me or is she a Jade Withers?''

by L.K.Rowling June 28, 2010

Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

withered chica

a watermelon

withered chica is a watermelon

by alice cox September 6, 2021

Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

by AlfieWithersFan September 8, 2021

Wither Animations and Math

A youtuber that makes geometry dash content and animations (this is totally not written by him)

Wither Animations and Math is the best youtuber!

by Wither Animations and Math March 23, 2024

withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".

Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.

by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006

Wither

Some bitch ass nigga.

stfu wither

by cliios December 5, 2022