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Jeff is the greatest wingman of all time. He'll always offer to go on those suicide missions and kamikaze wingman for me with those heffalump bitches.
by brokedownman August 5, 2010
Get the kamikaze wingman mug.A Sexual Wingman is a guy/girl you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women/men.
Typically in these ways :
• The Sexual Wingman will always be there to “occupy” the friends of the pair so that you may engage in the “conversation”
• When the sexual wingman technique is used, both girls/guys are
approached by the men/women, and the sexual Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the friend.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Sexual Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls/guys to comeback to her/his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Sexual Wingman “occupies” the
friend IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can hook it up!
Important note: Keep in mind that a sexual wingman
should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Sexual Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your sexual wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a sexual Wingman that can work with you.
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women/men.
Typically in these ways :
• The Sexual Wingman will always be there to “occupy” the friends of the pair so that you may engage in the “conversation”
• When the sexual wingman technique is used, both girls/guys are
approached by the men/women, and the sexual Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the friend.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Sexual Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls/guys to comeback to her/his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Sexual Wingman “occupies” the
friend IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can hook it up!
Important note: Keep in mind that a sexual wingman
should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Sexual Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your sexual wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a sexual Wingman that can work with you.
by sexual wingman November 5, 2008
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RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.
RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.
RULE #1
guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3
guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."
RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."
guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3
guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."
RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."
by Wingman 47 October 27, 2010
Get the Wingman Code of Honor mug.when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wingman comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wingmans whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wingman tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait
by Bigeast 34 April 18, 2006
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