3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

Golden Wind

Golden wind from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 aka. Vento Auero. Golden Wind happens when someone fucking dies in any part. They transform into Golden Wind and basically go to heaven where everyone else was tossed out by Araki.

Polnareff: Avdol! Iggy
Avdol & Iggy: -say nothing and pumps fist-
Golden Wind n word cya!

by Okuyasu October 10, 2019

sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

stink wind

When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.

"Robert just got back from lunch. I can smell the stink wind already."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

Head Wind

When a man farts while receiving oral sex

Dude, she must have been pretty wasted because she kept going while I hit her with some thick head wind

by Buddy Gold January 6, 2011

windextor

according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?

Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!

by windextor October 2, 2006

windango

A person that resorted to cannibalism to survive. In doing so they acquired supernatural powers which gave them super human strength and extremely good hunting skills. These people can then go long periods of time without food or water to survive.

Dude, that guy can hunt humans. He's a windango!!!

by ivyemma December 11, 2006