weetarded

Result from owning and operating a Suzuki DL650 V-Strom motorcycle. Otherwise known as a WEE.

I've ridden my bike so much that I have become weetarded.

by Loura C. October 21, 2008

wiitard

Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.

Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"

person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"

by hazalife January 24, 2010

Wiitard

A person who owns a Wii gaming system and thinks it is better then the ps3 or xbox 360.

Anyone who brags about there Wii is a Wiitard

by Ghostismyname September 14, 2007

wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.

"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"

by juanchurro December 29, 2007

wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."

(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."

by Scrawny Yeti January 22, 2007

Wiitard

(Pronounced Wee-tard)
Adjective

The characteristic of a person who cannot operate a Nintendo Wii or its controllers.

P1: "I think that the controls will be too complicated for the average gamer."
P2: "Dude, you're a Wiitard."

by Morris Levy May 19, 2006

wetarded

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.

Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.

by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014