Molly Whopped

A viscous beat down or a brutal beating of your enemy or opponent.

Keep talking mess, and you will get molly whopped.

by NeoSpartan February 24, 2009

The Whipple Effect

The Whipple Effect is the gross misuse of time and resources in lieu of the obvious easy solution. This is often seen in television newsrooms. The perpetrator often is short and skinny with a mustache (IE he looks like Mr Whipple). His past experiences are marketed to the victims as "he knows everything".

Jack: "Why are there 5 photographers at this press conference?"
Jim: " Mr Whipple sent them all."
Jack: "Damn that's the Whipple effect right there!"

by Why fool? August 19, 2010

Whappled

to be accosted in a public place by someone who you really can't be arsed to talk to, and then engaged in the kind of conversation that is so inane that it makes you want to remove your own eyes with a rusty spoon.

What a nightmare, I was coming home on the tube tonight and I got Whappled!

by minkysteed June 21, 2007

whopper

An person who makes an absolute fool out of themself, without being aware that others are laughing at them!!

Get on that fuc**in whopper over there !!

by DJ Rolex July 18, 2009

mr whipple

Sellers who will burn in ebay hell for crimes against the community.

Sellers who don't send what they list. Sellers who lie about an items condition. Sellers who expect you to pay to correct their mistakes. Sellers who make you wonder if ebay gives a dam. Mr whipple is the main reason mikie the yorkie dropped ebay.

by mikie the yorkie March 9, 2008

Whompledonkey

(Womp-il-don-KEY)
A person so unattractive that one looking upon that person has chills run down their spine or a feeling of disgust.

Man, I can not believe Jonny Joe is going out with that Whompledonkey. Looking at her makes me queasy.

by Urps December 30, 2008

Whopper dog

The shit you take the morning after getting lit

After all that bar food and the shots I took last night, I left a whopper dog in the toilet this morning.

by Hughes08 May 11, 2016