weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

weapon of ass destruction by Ed November 5, 2003

Weapon Dance 

a ritualistic dance used to assert your male dominace among friends and/or unkownst players in the realm of Call of Duty video games; by aiming while switching between weapons while slightly strafing one must boisterously state, "Do the weapon dance! Work da work do the work da work!" The Weapon Dance is best utilized while slaying zombies as it often puts the creatures in a lengthy stupor. Note: scientific evidence suggests doing the Weapon Dance with the ballistic & bowie knife combination is the most effective form.

Spizeo: "Hey, guys, I'm about to kill this last zombie to start the next round. Is everbody read--wait, where's Beano?"

Ace: "Dude, he's over in the corner doing the Weapon Dance!"

Beano: "WORK DA WORK DO THE WORK DA WORK...DO THE WEAPON DANCE......WORK DA WORK!!"

Grover: "And how!"

Weapon Dance by Guys In The House December 21, 2010

weapon of choice 

A person's preferred alcoholic beverage. It will most likely be the thing they drink the most.

Cris' weapon of choice is scotch - but he's such a lightweight, one shot and he's off his head.

weapon of choice by uncle_cliff May 16, 2005

weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

weapon of ass destruction by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

weapon of mass eruption 

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson

Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!

weapon of mass eruption by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

weapon of mass distraction

Seriously large breasts

Tit

weapon of mass distraction by Poon Tang September 26, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

weapon of ass destruction by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003