Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019

waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.

Stop waylon your palan all the time!

by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007

The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.

My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!

by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

warmonkey

A mutant species of homosapien.The warmonkey is known for its sucking of farts out of the anus' of dead animals.

"Look at that warmonkey doing his stuff on a dead goat"

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Waylon

The most retard person you’ll ever meet

Waylon you are stupid

by Reeeere December 7, 2018

Wayconic

When something is total absolute shit, then it is said to be wayconic.

Hey John you are real wayconic man!

by Bevan Jones July 29, 2003

waynon

An amazing guy.
A Waynon can be defined by 5 words;

funny, cute, unique, sexy, & huggable.

Waynon's are people you can't help but love. There is no forgetting a Waynon.

"You see that cute guyover there? That's Waynon! I sooo want to take him home!"

"Dude, you could never be as amazing as Waynon, he's unique.

by Blackdaggerbabe December 19, 2016