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dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.
Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?
by YAWA December 2, 2019
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FOX-washed

A) The process by which FOX News spins information to rally a conservative demographic.

B) The process of brainwashing that occurs when viewers accept this manipulated news as the truth.
a) Obama's speech, revealing how he has cut taxes for 90% of Americans, was FOX-washed to portray that he is actually raising taxes -- by using a clip out of context.

b) The FOX-washed crowd jeered at Obama's visit, calling him a socialist and comparing him to Hitler.
by Mister John October 29, 2010
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washed out

adjective describing something faded in color and has become muted. also an adjective describing someone who is hazy, and usually tranquil and peaceful. it signifies that something is less vibrant or lively than it once was.
That shirt looks washed out. It used to be much more red than that, but now it's light pink.

He looks washed out, he must've spent a lot of time at work and is tired.
by thefriendlyhughes September 27, 2011
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Washed Up

Tyler Perry - A director who rehashes the same movie about a poor/middle class black family in really bad situations again and again. He is not remotely funny. His career is done like dinner.
Honey you're washed up like Tyler Perry.
by JanetsBitch September 10, 2010
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New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.
Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.
by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009
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wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.
That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.
by Dave March 4, 2003
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pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009
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