extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

wanking

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".

My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day

by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005

wanking age

The age at which a boy constantly feels the urge to masterbate.

The "wanking age" is usually about 14/15 and is commonly experienced by boys who just need to get out more. Although I wouldn't advise it as I believe masterbation is illegal in public places.

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

wanking

1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time

"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003

Wanking

Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)

I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears

by pwen prior October 14, 2003

wankying

Masturbation whislt dancing to music.

He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.

by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005