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The Walrus Theory

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.
Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."
by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012
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National Library of Wales

National Library of Wales - the national storage for Welsh books (super digitisation now!), closed in the evenings, closed on Saturdays, closed also on Sundays and during snowfall!

Welsh-speakers are preferred here even though the head of this place comes from England, also: boring exhibitions and bad coffee!

Very good history here - and experts in their fields.

You cannot take your books home. Once staff "have their foot in there", they can rest, play online games, dream, be depressed - and be off-sick as much as they like. A big social club it seems to the interested outsider. Just another institution.
Hiya - there's another exhibition about Dylan Thomas in the National Library of Wales.
by blogvile March 25, 2009
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stream walls

When someone tells you to stream an AMAZING album :)

Which you should!!
by louis_is_king September 4, 2020
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National Library of Wales

Old place, "full" of old people - situated on Penglais Hill in Aberystwyth. They want to impress each other there with "hellos and sut maes" (and The Assembly!). A good collection of very good books! Unfortunately not appealing to the wider public!

It could do better - well, certain things never change. Go there for the view! Good employer in the area. It is a beautiful building. Strange librarian I would not trust though.
Helo, sut mae? Ydych chi'n brysur? Hello - you are well? Off for some gos' (gossip) at the National Library of Wales.
by roged April 1, 2009
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Hit All the Walls

A phrase popularized by the show Ugly Americans when the main character's friend advises him to "Go deep" and "hit all the walls."

This most likely refers to the walls of the human vagina.
Dude, you need to go deep, and hit all the walls. Know what I'm sayin'?
by ilikebutt9 September 13, 2010
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Walrus Pit

1. Any location where the majority population of potential sexual partners consists of the large, obese, and hirsute (ie: chick/dude has a walrus 'stache).

2. Mysterious destination of character Goose Man in flash animation film Pleasure Island II by Sexual Lobster.
Dude1: Dude, this place is a walrus pit!
Dude2: I know. Sara is hot but her roomies are scary.

Chubby Chaser1: Goldmine!
Chubby Chaser2: Awesome, this place is a walrus pit!

Goose Man: Where is the walrus pit?!!!!!!
by Heptard December 10, 2010
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Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.
Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."
by Jody99 January 10, 2015
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