spermy the wormy

A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens

Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!

by Jfyodogxogxogxogxogddotxotxgo April 9, 2017

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.

My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.

by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020

Wormy

A person that likes worms on strings a lot, or has a cult dedicated to them, generally in their bathroom.
They also probably have a picture of said type of worm, as profile picture on this or that website.

A really kind person when you get to meet them, but may have murderous intent after you both get to know each other.
Will probably stab you in the stomach with a knife and make a giant worm on a string out of your lungs.

Person 1: OH GOD, IT'S WORMY!
Person 2: BETTER RUN BEFORE WORMY GRABS OUR LUNGS!

by not_wolfy June 27, 2020

wormie

wormie is a term of endearment a word that is the same as honey, babe, ect

hi wormie how are you doing today

by Dumb purple kookie November 11, 2021

wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.

You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

by ledbatz November 10, 2009

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

by shartacus October 7, 2022

wormie

worm is the cutest person ever to exist!!! she's funny, beautiful, and most importantly the most perfect person ever!! her music taste is THE BEST and she always knows how to make everyone smile. if u think she's not the most perfect person ever no u don't :D

person 1: "have you seen wormie? she's so beautiful"
person 2: "she's the most perfect person ever!!"

by televsed May 27, 2020