Wittiot

Someone who's very smart, but does dumb things all the time.

Jason sure is bright, but sometimes he's a complete Wittiot.

by PRyan March 19, 2008

wittigence

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context

Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.

by the deficit kid July 12, 2009

witamin

a tablet taken to enhance ones wit.

you need to take some witamins to regain your sense of humour dude!

by headshank July 26, 2010

Witwig

One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.

Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.

*they embrace*

by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014

Witnitized

When someone has been made into a victim by being tricked into witnessing something so absolutely unimaginably horrifying that the image will forever be burned into their memory

He's never been the same since he witnitized his parents having sex.

She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.

Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.

by I am Multiplied February 1, 2017

Sticky Witwicky

A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers

Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time

by Dionize September 11, 2016

withington

area in southern manchester. full of students and winos.

i'm going down withington for a drink tonight.

by sim1327 October 15, 2006