Weasel spray

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.

Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.

by Respn April 22, 2017

ass weasle

A term used to describe a sneaky ass fucking dick face

Look at Jeremy he is such an ass weasle.

by hellof oguy October 27, 2007

farmville weasel

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.

Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.

by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

George Weasley

The twin brother of Fred Weasley. Both are gingers and pranksters in the Harry Potter series. He lost his ear in the final book.

Poor George Weasley! He lost his ear.

by Annabelle Mary October 20, 2013

Weasley

They usally have red hair and hand-me-down robes.

Draco: Red hair, and hand-me-down robes. You must be a Weasley
Person Draco is talking to: Nope, Im a Little.

by Atransgendergirlnoonecaresabou April 22, 2017

boot weasel

A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.

Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.

by pantyteamaster August 9, 2010

Pulling a Weasley

Pulling a Weasley, refers to when one is having a terrible/boring day at school, and decides to leave, whilst creating a lot of havoc and mischeif. (Deprived from The 5th Harry Potter book, when two twins with the last name Weasley, get tired of having to listen to a terrible new teacher, and decide to leave, and in the process lighting A lot of fire works, and destroying a large chunk of the school).

"One more class like that, and Im going to be Pulling a Weasley"

by crazieaish. July 22, 2009