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Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.
Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go
by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019
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Walter Palmer

A piece of shit that murders animals for no other reason than fun. he also a dentist, nobody likes those scary fucks.
1. news: a man called Walter Palmer hired someone to kill a famous lion for 50, 000$
Lions: What a piece of fuck, i would fucking rip him apart.
by bluesofthedead August 13, 2015
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Walter Worden

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.
dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!
by JJRITCH February 21, 2022
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Spooky Walton

A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:

-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.

The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"

"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."

"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014
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walter white

The saddest story of a man.............
"Have you watched Breaking Bad?"

"Na, man. I don't like meth heads."

"What? Walter White isn't a meth head, yo. He's the saddest story of a man......"
by crose515 October 5, 2013
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by Qintar Lynn January 11, 2019
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Walter Sobchak

One of the greatest characters ever in a film. Played by John Goodman, Walter Sobchak is a vietnam veteran who gives a shit about the rules of bowling. Friend of The Dude, man.
"MARK IT ZERO!" - Walter, making Smokey follow the rules because he was over the line.
by SuperSonicX July 15, 2008
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