Wansie

Resident Food-fan, and leader of the Wansie clan.

"Dude, Wansie is so freaking awesome"
"No he's not."

by Rolodex Polk December 2, 2003

wasier

(Adjective) a contraction portmanteau word, born of leaving out letters while typing too quickly meaning "Way Easier"

"If he had just used a ladder to get on the roof it would have been wasier"

by Zepher August 4, 2007

Wassel

(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.

Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.

by Dr. Wassel May 27, 2003

Wassel

(Verb)Insisting that time machines exist because it was seen on TV even though the idea of a Flux Capacitor is unholy and just plain wrong. This statement is often made to obtain sexual gratification off of an elderly family member or an older homosexual that resembles the Wasseler's father.

Michael told everyone on the school bus that time machines really do exist because he saw it on television the night before. He made this statement because he knew his grandmother was having company over that kind of looked like his father and he was hoping to have relationships with both of them at the same time.

by Roy Palpherson December 2, 2004

Wassim

Wassim is the kind of person you don’t wanna mess with. He can either make you live a happy life or hell it self. Always thinks ahead of others and know everything but choose to burry it within him. Cold as fuck but sympathize with others deep down.

A: Check out this dude.
B: Man be careful, that is Wassim

by Eren “Freedom Simp” Yeager November 19, 2021

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Wasserstein

A word which can be used in place of any other word, it can have any meaning

John took his wasserstein for a walk.

Mary: Excuse me, how many wassersteins will that take?
Shop Keeper: 13, thank you

Tom: Hey mum can we have wasserstein for dinner?
Mum: Sure

by upsidedownbin May 29, 2010