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wangslap

v. to forcefully exert pressure on another's face using one's wang (colloq. penis).
-ed-er-ing adj: -tacular adv.-pily
Bitch wouldn't swallow, so i wangslapped her.
by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004
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wangstafarian

A person that follows any form of wangst religiously (sometimes out of boredom or just finding the whole thing funny).

Generally found on communities such as Fandom_Wank and LJ_Drama.
"What the Hell! Louis, you wangstafarian!"

"Wow, time to give the wangstafarians the drama they crave."
by Mrs Newick December 5, 2004
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Wangsters

"What's up with Johnny lately?"
"He's become a total wangster. Ever noticed that crowd of wangsters he hangs around with?"
by Danisaurus WRECK January 23, 2009
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Wargasm

The feeling of testostrone mixing with sadism and a mental orgasm, generally does not leave lovestains in your jeans.
This can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a bitchin' gun, or any weapon for that matter.
It can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
You may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer badass combat, such as watching 300, the best of UFC, ect.
On another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip HOW MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE THAT SORRY BASTARD JUST TOOK!!! (Veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)
-I think I just had a Wargasm and it was beautiful.

-"I think im about to have a Wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!" (WHOOOSH!!!) "HAAaaaa...." *twitch, twitch*

-This sword just gave me a woody, and then I had a Wargasm, its as Wargasmic as that paintball gun I saw last night...

-DUUUDE!!! THAT POINT BLANK SHOTGUN TO THE MOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE JUST GAVE ME A WARGASM!!! FUCK THAT WAS NICE!

-300 gives me multiple Wargasms, that guy is a fuckin badass, it redefined warrior for me!

-Did you see that fight last night? It was Wargasmic!

-WAAAAA!! HAAA! DID YOU!?! AAAAAAH! I THINK IM GONNA...(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)
by Source: Brennan Cox, July 8, 2007
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DISPLAY ONE'S WARES

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!
by weave October 7, 2003
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Wangston R. Longshanks III

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.
She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.
by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008
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wangstas

Connor Nolan and Greg Dube are such wangstas.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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