vertical bacon sandwich 

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

vertical bacon sandwich by poonfag October 14, 2009

vertical lather 

The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.

Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.

vertical lather by kirkson July 23, 2010

Vertical DJ 

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.

Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.

Vertical DJ by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013

vertical gymnastics 

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

vertical gymnastics by shazkony January 14, 2014

vertical smile 

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

vertical smile by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003

vertical bacon 

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

vertical bacon by G-Pac July 1, 2005

Vertical Taco 

A females vagina or vaginal opening.
See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce.

Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...

Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.

Vertical Taco by Piraveen June 3, 2004