Penn Valley is one of the richest areas in Pennsylvania along with Gladwyne. Tho Penn valley takes no recognition because it is so small and exclusive it doesn't have it's own zip code so it must share with much lower class but still very expensive area to the average American called Narberth. The Penn Valley Area is where most celebrities live in the main line. Movie stars, directions, singers and especially professional athletes fill the multi million dollar homes, while others are just old money. The multi million dollar homes are most likely large stone estates with nice patios, tennis courts, pools, gardens and fountains in the backyard. The area is filled with Wasps, Japs and all round preppy. The people in penn valley tote around their Louis vitton, coach, chanel, Gucci, and Kate spade bags around like that is what the normal 12 year old girl posses. All of them cannot put down their iPhone wearing a colorful speck/kate spade/berklin cases because they are too busy instagraming, or imessaging other iPhone buddies. We are the only town in the world to think that blackberry usars are underprivileged. We wear only the finest designers and chanel makeup. The people are rich but not all of them are snobby and rude. That's Penn valley for you.
Tour guide: Penn valley and the rest of the main line was offered a real house wives but turned them down because their too classy?
Guy: wait really like Beverly hills? I want to live there.
Guy: wait really like Beverly hills? I want to live there.
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Oak valley middle school is full of hoes and drama makers. The boys of the school are Obsessed with Tec Decs and all the girls think its cool to be depressed. All the teachers have a favorite student, and that is kind of annoying. The only people that are good in that school are, Well, NONE.
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A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.
With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.
With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
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pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school
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