family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.

by Shard April 21, 2005

Value Added Tax

A tax added to an item to raise government revenue from every stage of production, cradle to grave. Referred to as a VAT tax. It was an idea proposed in 1918 and implemented in France in 1954.

The Govt wants to add a Value Added Tax, or VAT because they keep spending money and can't manage their money, as sales tax, income tax, and death taxes aren't enough. They need to keep raising money to support the middle and low income folk who in turn can't manage their money, so they will keep taking from them to help support them. An alternate solution is to prevent fraud in govt social programs and let people spend their own money.

by Korgon June 6, 2010

vauxhall corsa

Small compact range of european hatchbacks and saloons which were introduced in Germany in 1982 as Opel Corsa and Vauxhall Nova in Britain in 1983, this was then replaced in 1993 with an all new car which took on the european name and remains in production to this day, 2 new versions on. These cars are invariably owned by Neds or chavs depending on which side of Hadrians wall you are from. Your typical older Corsa will sport a very large bore exhaust which looks like a catering size tin of beans and makes the vehicle fart, it will have aftermarket alloy wheels which look absurd and are about as tasteful as a frilly toilet seat, normally has a spoiler on the roof that looks just like an ironing board, a body kit that looks like a 5 year old designed it, which incidentally is normally cracked and has smears of fibreglass paste on it, it will usually be adorned with stupid 'lexus look' taillights which are poorly made and let in water and just look crap! All of this and you'd think it was some 200BHP firebreathing monster, right? Nope! We are talking about a lusty 3 Cylinder, 973cc, 52 BHP powerhouse! The ultimate acoutriment for the tube about town!

The Vauxhall Corsa, Once driven, forever neddified!

by The Scottish Contingent August 16, 2007

valoux

Another person who plays Graal.

Valoux, you are no longer a mod on my boards.

by Rexxo January 28, 2004

valushka

A person who seems to be a introvert & when alone, is actually the opposite, is a memester, troller, loves raps, is a sassy hoe, is harmless, a beautiful soul, can be seductive at times, likes to learn dance & song covers, loves youtube & being lazy but will do anything for the person who gives free food, loves animals eps. Pandas & koalas...

friend: dude! did you just called my puppy a BiTcH ?
valushka: hoe , a female dog is called a bitch

by Rxshh March 29, 2019

Facebook Value

Taking something as truth because it is on facebook or trusting someone solely on what is on their profile or what they say over the internet.

A quick way to gain stalkers.

Example 1:
Josh: Can you believe that girl told someone who wasn't her friend where she lives? she must be stupid to assume he isn't a stalker posing as someone else
Greg: She trusted him on Facebook Value dude, the gene pool needs chlorinating

Example 2:
Candy: I can't believe Josh's hobbies include sailing, archery, playing the guitar, playing the drums, playing the piano, scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, drug abuse, growing marijuana, fencing, smuggling illegals over the border and being superman all whilst he is busy working as the CEO at sex therapist! he is so amazing and talented!
David: Maybe you shouldn't take everything on Facebook Value, it isn't all true.

by NarcotiX UK July 19, 2011

Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020