Vaguvenation

A cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging vagina, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive vaginal fisting, sexual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.

After retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkey mother, Shvenda's vagina looked like an empty Olympic sized swimming pool. She decided to treat herself to a Vaguvenation and restore her vagina back to standard 10 year old size.

by DarkDoodler April 13, 2011

vagienieweenie

The definition is the word.

Cis man: How was the operation?

Other Person: It was great!

Cis Man: So- what are you left with? You know, down there?

Other Person: Well, to put it simply, I have a vagienieweenie!

Cis man: A-what?

Other Person: Yep! That's what I call it. It's like a mix of both a cooch and a weiner.

by cherrypie_;) May 5, 2022

Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.

She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.

by Nissssy April 28, 2023

Vagine

Another word for vagina only funnier.

Her VAGINE is so big that you could drive a truck into it.

by Chiller Kovic January 7, 2009

Vagine

the most pleasent way to say vagina without saying vagina

she has a lovely vagine...

by chunkybearcub March 25, 2008

Vagice

Advice from a woman. Usually about things women are knowledgeable about.

Grace, I don't know which facewash to buy. Can you give me some vagice, please?

by Wet Tortoise December 6, 2010

vagineology

1. Pussy pedigree;
2. The history of where one's vagina has been.

I'm not hitting that, have you heard that bitch's vagineology . . . she's a cumdumpster.

by HDL Joint July 29, 2008