utter pish

Talking nothing but pure drivel, being wrong. (1)

Also, you can use it when calling bullshit on a game or something. (2)
(1) You're talking utter pish!

(2) That's utter pish, sparks were flying off his head. He's well died!
by Bazza Cribbons November 07, 2013
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Russian Utter

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.
Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.
by walk the dog February 05, 2014
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Utter chalice

by Jigs February 12, 2003
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Utter juggs

Big pulsating nipples that have an areloea that is pink (or in a black girls case brown) and is stretching the skin. They also have to hang down straight. These Utter juggs can not have a perky appearance. They have to be "bottom heavy" The nipples need to point down toward the ground.
Man, shit those Utter juggs on that plus size layne bryant model are fuckin' cattle style. Ain't she a beaut.
by Rowdy rrooo November 07, 2007
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Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.
I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.
by Alex Kiss October 08, 2009
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Utter Dunk

To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.
Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.
by Clever Mike September 03, 2009
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Rubber utter

Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.
by DWK November 26, 2007
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