Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.
by doctorben January 4, 2008
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A word a man may hear once or twice in his lifetime from his significant other. Many people can find satisfaction upon hearing the word "uright", but it is especially when the male brain receives this word from a female partner that causes the neurotransmitter dopamine to be immediately released in large quantities throughout; putting the male into a supreme state of ecstasy. Unfortunately such instances are rare, as the female must exert an enormous amount of forced energy-not unlike the separation of two atoms-to mutter this simple two syllable word.
Stephanie: "They close at 10."
Sina: "No they closed at 9, I'm sure. I was just there the other night, sorry."
Stephanie: "NO THEY DONT NO THEY DONT THEYRE OPEN IM TELLING YOU YOU JUST DONT WANNA TAKE ME HUH HUH LAZYASS WAT YOU DONT WANT ME TO EAT U U THINK IM FAT HUH IS THAT IT!?!"
Sina: "Ok fine."
*20 mins later*
Stephanie: "uright."
Sina: "No they closed at 9, I'm sure. I was just there the other night, sorry."
Stephanie: "NO THEY DONT NO THEY DONT THEYRE OPEN IM TELLING YOU YOU JUST DONT WANNA TAKE ME HUH HUH LAZYASS WAT YOU DONT WANT ME TO EAT U U THINK IM FAT HUH IS THAT IT!?!"
Sina: "Ok fine."
*20 mins later*
Stephanie: "uright."
by heyhitmeBAM September 10, 2012
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Made, made my way through the front door.
Broke my engagement with myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future just ain't what it used to be.
I got a new start on a dead end road.
Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows.
Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future's in my living room.
Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun.
All night, suicide's last call.
I've been uptight all night.
I'm a son of a gun.
Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.
Made, made my way through the front door.
Broke my engagement with myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future just ain't what it used to be.
I got a new start on a dead end road.
Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows.
Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future's in my living room.
Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun.
All night, suicide's last call.
I've been uptight all night.
I'm a son of a gun.
Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.
by The Vampyr Jayk July 16, 2008
Get the uptight mug.Affliction in which the person exhibits symptoms of stress, bitchiness and tension that can manifest itself into aches and pains. There is no cure, but the symptoms can be treated.
by effinb March 14, 2010
Get the uptightaitus mug.A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay October 29, 2008
Get the Uptight Ass mug.boring, anal, stiff, can't loosen up, hateful people. the conservative baptist are very uptight. people who have a one track mind.
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