“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
by bojack.wh99rseman August 22, 2022
by HighlifeGoodTimes May 19, 2012
As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed
I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.
by Moglisid December 29, 2017
When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 20, 2011
by Murzon December 09, 2022
When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised
*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)
by LolaBob November 29, 2012
by StfuCutie December 17, 2021