That guy at the bar? Pretty average. Until you saw his quirky, patterned socks. They turned him into a total Sexgod. That was unsexpected.
by TheCheekyHummingbird June 03, 2014
I was convinced it was the best night of my life. It couldn't possibly get any better. And then she showed up. Not just that, but she walked straight over and rolled up her skinny jeans. There they were: hot pink polka dot socks. Easily the slymax of my night.
by TheCheekyHummingbird June 03, 2014