Unexpected Pregnanslay

when you slay on accident

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”

by bojack.wh99rseman August 22, 2022

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Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 09, 2022

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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 20, 2011

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Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes May 19, 2012

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the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 29, 2017

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