unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.

There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.

by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

Unexpected Pregnanslay

when you slay on accident

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”

by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022

Unexpectably

It is when unexpectedly sounds just not fit for statement
It is more classy

He was unexpectably satisfied from his marks.

by StfuCutie December 16, 2021

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 28, 2017

Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes October 27, 2012