twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009

Twitterpated

Obsessed with one's Twitter (to the point of being completely pated).

"Oh my God, I have to Twitter that!"
"You're so twitterpated."

by blissfulrie July 31, 2009

twitterpated

1) jumping from one thought process to another with no outcome. 2) unable to make a decision before progressing to another option with no conclusion.

Mary is so twitterpated that it is uncomfortable trying to work with her.

by rick stevens February 20, 2007

Twitterpated

1. A word of infatuation.
2. A word that is full of fucks.

1. My boyfriend is so amazing, I'm so twitterpated!
2. Twitterpated; I love the fuck out of that word!

by thechelsum March 25, 2010

Twitterpated

When one can't come up with anything to type into their computer or other electronic device either on Twitter, FaceBook or any other electronic social medium.

Twitterpated: Derived from The words Twitter and Constipated

I can't think of a response to your tweet I must be Twitterpated. Or I can't come up with S#!T to Tweet about I'm Twitterpated

by StarDave'snothere August 14, 2011

Twitterpated

When a person becomes violent because of reading a post written about them on the social media/networking site Twitter.

After what that bitch said on twitter I became so twitterpated I had to beat her ass!

by Pariahnola1 September 28, 2013

twitterpated

Someone who is obsessed with using the social networking tool Twitter. A twitterpated person will tend to post more than 20 times per day.

Justin updates his Twitter so often I fear he's twitterpated.

by Rebel Nicci December 9, 2008