smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 6, 2004

turf cutter

someone of irish descent. the term comes froms the fact that many irishmen were/have been greenskeepers on golf courses.

i swear, stormfront is nothing but a bunch of ignorant turf cutters who are completely unaware of the trials and tribulations the irish faced in america. talk about ironic!

note: my use of the term "turf cutter" in this example is in itself meant to be ironic.

by stlmxc October 24, 2008

turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.

I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.

by Bender March 16, 2005

Turf turd

The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.

"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2

by superflypirate April 30, 2010

turf dirt

Basically a broad from the hood that everybody ran through she might have a couple of baby daddy's from the same hood.

Man what's that one turf dirts' name pimpin.

by Sac Town High Speed July 5, 2009

Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.

Fuck all turf hoopers.

by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007

Turf tip

After a practice on a football or soccer turf you go to take a piss and you see those little black turf balls on your dick tip.

#1- Bro my dick hurt so bad at practice after k went to take a piss turns out I got turf tip.

#2- that sucks last week it was in my pee hole

by poohjad August 21, 2023