Ture

When your friend tries to spell "True" but is inanely retarded.

Darren: The new BNHA movie was super good.

Jen: THATS SO TURE
Darren: ...I wanna die.

by DarnJackets November 1, 2018

Ture

To sip from a small wine flute, or to destroy someone at blitz chess

Please dear fellow, let us relax and have a good ture.

Man, Kimberly got totally tured in that game.

Simon lay down a proper ture on Kimberly. She didn't know how to react.

Antonym: Unture: to be destroyed at blitz chess

by LeelaZ0 August 16, 2018

Ture Zingmark

Famous meme overlord, master of the the yo mama jokes, conquerer of the undabbing.

He was Ture Zingmarking all over the place

by kallekarelin September 13, 2018

ture

i just tried to type turet

ture

by Sverre135 March 23, 2019

Ture

”Ture” is a word of someone/to describe something retarded and very special in a weird way.

- “omg he’s so weird, such a Ture!”

by linkidinki October 4, 2019

Ture

The correct form of the word true. True is a word our english oppressors forced upon us as colonists. Take back speech. Ture not True

Tell the Ture.

by aga33 October 29, 2017

Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.

Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete

by FanOfStan April 22, 2023