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Tubing In Aruba

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.
When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.
by Je parle français January 31, 2019
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turning tables

to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.
by bagherzadeh June 3, 2020
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He was just turning his life around

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.
My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.
by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012
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turning point

The point at which a very significant change occurs; a decisive moment.
My turning point was when I moved to London.
by Aquela March 28, 2016
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Alan Turing

Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much
Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life
by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020
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wine tubing

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.
Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012
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Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009
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