tudder

The tudder is a tongue with 6 utters attached to it. you can squirt out 6 different types of flavored juices with each utter.

“wow! she has a nice tudder!”

“that’s the best tudder juice i have ever had!”

by crabsfrombabs July 10, 2019

ghost tugger

When a ghost jacks you off

"Man, the other night I woke up to a ghost tugger. It wasn't the worst, actually."

by GhostsareOK December 1, 2013

Ruff Tugger

A hand job or masturbation of the penis without lubrication. A rough, dry wank. Usually done when your just need a quick nut.

My balls were aching so I snuck in the shitter for a ruff tugger.

Rachel gave me a ruff tugger in the theater during the previews.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Rope tugger

Another word for a jerk-off or fag.

What a rope tugger!
Fuck you, you fuckin' rope tugger!
Yo, stop being rope tugger!

by Dnice456 April 26, 2019

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

Tadger MacBadger

A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a haggis snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Maggy or any other Scottish girl at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, nine guys." - person 1

"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2

by Pierre Mangin June 24, 2011