Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

Tumbletard

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.

I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.

by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016

www.tubetube.com

a website i went to as a random joke and wound up getting SPYWARE from it! it deleted all my save files and games except WoW. it jut looks like an innocent search site but it is not.

AVG: Threat detected.......Spyware:www.tubetube.com

"I think im gonna click this just to be sure"

by durkadur May 16, 2009

Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

loons on loon tablets

people who laugh. a lot.

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"

by karis November 1, 2004