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Trump Trolled

1) When you have been trolled into believing or questioning that what you did was not a product of your actions.

2) When you have been trolled to the maximum; trolled beyond all recognition.

3) When you are trolled into doing something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

4) When someone trolls you by contradicting their original statement, then argues the contradicted point for as long as possible, confusing you on their actual standpoint.
1) Guy 1: Yeah! I sniped that guy across the map!

Guy 2: Nope, that was my gun, and my bullet, so that kill was mine. You just held the gun in position as I pulled the trigger.

2) Guy 1: Obama is from Kenya, those papers are fake.

Guy 2: No way in hell! Those papers are real!

Guy 1: Nope, not happening, its fake.

Guy 2: You are retarded!

Guy 3: Relax man, he just Trump Trolled you.

3) Guy 1: Hey kid, wanna buy this quarter for a dollar?

Guy 2: No, that is dumb.

Guy 1: This quarter will be worth 7$ dollars next week.

Guy 2: Oh yeah, right, lemme buy it!

4) Guy 1: I hate halo!

Guy 2: Why? Your just a hater.

Guy 1: I hate Halo but Sargent Johnson didn't die.

Guy 2: What... How would you know... and he did die!

Guy 1: Nope, no way in hell, your wrong, he lived.

Guy 2: He died on the last mission, you see his memorial!

Guy 1: Nope, your wrong, you imagined all of that.

Guy 2: *Rage quits*
by HateFilledRage May 21, 2011
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trogladite

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.
He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
by Collectiboy January 13, 2006
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Troglodickery

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick
Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."
by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014
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Trogladyke

"Last Sunday, scientists discovered a troglodyke frozen in ice in the Himalayas. She was found with her lover, another trogladyke."
by procrastinators_never_quit_101 February 23, 2017
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Troglidite

A person who has a negative IQ or if they are disgusting
Them: *shits all over stall* OoOh BiG PoOpOo
Me: you disgusting fucking Troglidite
by Pasta_Bandit September 21, 2019
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LAN Trolled

When someone makes a blatantly incorrect statement and tries to play it off as trolling.
Keith: I digress
Mike: Do you even know what that means?
Keith: It means to disagree
Mike: No it doesn't
Keith: Trolled
Mike: Wow I just got LAN trolled
by ehFk June 9, 2011
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Troglodyte

A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.
Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".
by CA liberal scum August 30, 2010
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