Texas Train-wreck

Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.

Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.

by USA Anonymous May 04, 2011

train wreck girl

The many famous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie,Paris Hilton etc. who are in almost every gossip magazine (US Weekly, GL, Pop Star..and others. I don't really read these mags) telling us day after day the outrageous things they do. Last year, 2006, the biggest train wreck girl seemed to be Britney Spears, what with dropping baby Sean Preston, driving with her baby on her lap, and other things these magazines want us to believe. Short form/abbreviation of the word: TWG.

C: Wow, Britney was a really big train wreck girl last year. Did you hear she dropped baby Sean Preston on his head?

S: Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan's the TWG this year. She's already had like three crotch slips!

by natlane January 07, 2007

Juicy Train Wreck

When you are taken but your sexually attracted to someone more.

so my bf is in the corner, but the guy I have been stalking for a month is over there. What do I choose... double rejection. I MUST BE A JUICY TRAIN WRECK!!!

by Emily Saba (pro duck sucker) May 30, 2018

Mexican Train Wreck

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

by 77quadcam April 03, 2011

train wreck

the result of beginning to drink quarter drafts at 7 p.m., behaving in a beastly manners and not returning home until the sun has risen once again.

I drank quarter drafts for like twelve straight hours, i was such a train wreck the next day.

by ctown February 03, 2003

train wreck

A disastrous loss of train of thought while in an intoxicated state.

Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck

by AlexZzz December 05, 2006

train wreck

A slow but sure halt ending in confusion, especially in music.

The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.

by Reuel Titus October 21, 2003