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traffic cop

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
by D. Gould January 15, 2007
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traffic clot

A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.
by scottster July 25, 2006
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Traffic Troll

Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
by Defenitions June 20, 2010
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Traffic Circle Jerks

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011
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Traffic Cone

A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.
This Pokemon thread was good until started to fill up with traffic cones. Damn furries...
by JacobXanth August 11, 2010
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Traffic warden

Nasty hatchet faced scumbag who has a hatred for mankind and nothing else better to do with his/her life than stamp yellow penalty tickets on folks cars that have to work for a living and find it impossible to do so nowadays cos of petty rules and regulations designed to make parking impossible without forking out a small fortune.
Traffic Wardens also fit into the category of total Jobsworths who relish pissing people off and then carry microcameras and recording eqiupment to further punish the irate motorist angry that he has been ticketed for going 1 minute over time on the parking meter.
Like the Dinosaurs, they are tyrants who will sooner or later be made extinct.
Oh fuck, there's the Traffic Warden, better go and put another small mortgage in the meter to last the next ten minutes!
by stevie-J August 30, 2007
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traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.
girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?
by steg0saur September 29, 2008
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