Tosspotting

The verbiage use to describe the action of a “tosspot” — committing acts of tosspottery. The most to the point of looking away knowing you have accepting their stupidity to the degree of Darwinism. Inanimate objects often succumb to destruction at the hands of a tosspotter. Often licking broomsticks and doorknobs to a soundtrack. A full-state of idiot wizard magik. Sometimes on a full moon you can hear the gel pens scribble in their dream journal from a local rehab. Sometimes a shuffling noise on their dream boards. However—- one who is guilty of tosspotting, often is never able to break the cycle and insurance hates them

“Oh, yes, that hoebag licking the wall has been tosspotting the vibes all night”

“That one lady decided to go about it all wrong. They were tosspotting and started talking about “inevitable disco boogers” while stealing dream catchers from Wiccan neighbors”

“I don’t hang with you anymore because you are by end of the night, always tosspotting on a linoleum floor with your crayons”

by anonymous July 20, 2024

Tosspipe

A complete useless cunt in the workplace, such a waste of skin, you couldn't have this fuckpig cleaning shit up in Trap 1.

Bigd "mannnnnn just had a meeting with Jerry, what a fucking Tosspipe, this guy is so clueless I thought he'd been hitting the pipe". BigS " I hear that"

by usetobeBigS August 1, 2025

booby tosspot

noun. an area or event dominated by women or that has a general girly vibe

man that party las night was a total booby tosspot

by chuckngiggles September 27, 2008

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021