Cesar Torres

A guy who wears a tux and is most likely queer (Aroace Cesar headcanoners anyone?). Also appears in Alex Kister's series The Mandela Catalogue both volumes 1&3, he does kind of make an appearance in volume 2 but only in a second or sum.

Wanna know more abt Cesar Torres? Then get yo ass to his wiki

by Iwanttheuserpseudonym January 16, 2023

Torrent

The RIAA's worst Nightmare

D00D, I'm torrenting Initial D Musik

by SirZat, That sexy beast March 13, 2005

Isabella Torres

The World's Most Perfect Woman.

I wish my girl friend was a Isabella Torres

by Boss Sal November 8, 2011

love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

Torres

a true love, somebody you can lean on, who always be there for you. The only person, who can ever really love you, because they care about you on more than a physical level.

A husband, is a torres to your life.

by Diondra September 26, 2006