Topeka Cheese Snack

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

torpedo body

A plain straight, skinny body with large neck. The hydrodynamic nature of this body makes one above average at swimming.

Wow, look at that plain bitch. What a torpedo body!

by Torpglorp June 18, 2017

toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.

Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.

by neckwig April 3, 2009

Bath Torpedo

To produce a stool in water. To shit while submerged!

"Dude, the local swimming pool had to get totally evacuated after I released a Bath Torpedo from my brown launcher"

by Dedicated to Lesley! January 11, 2014

Topeka

A word from the Kansa Native American word meaning: A good place to dig for roots.

Commonly confused as a good place to grow potatoes.

Topeka, pronounced tuh-peek-uh is the capitol of Kansas. It comes from the word topeka which is pronounced toe-peek-ah.

by Yomama Chewbaca January 31, 2005

love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014