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The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cock of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.
"Your dick looks exactly like a telephone pole!", she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur, and of majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height.
The name owes its origin to the Russian Czar who stood over seven feet in height, with broad shoulders and a powerful physique, and who was indeed every inch a king.

When she felt me slide Peter the Great between her legs, she exclaimed, "I can't believe how big you are!"
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.
My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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The male member, described as seen at its most magnificent and in its full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur, and of majestic dimensions,standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of its full height.
At the sight of Tall Tommy, she let out an audible gasp of awe.
by Adam Philips August 17, 2006
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