One off the top

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

by RTR. October 23, 2008

top it all off

consolidate success / achievement(s)

oh yeah and I just dropped my new album on the first week I did Five-Hundred Thousand
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)

by Mormile August 19, 2011

Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.

My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps

by Island Brooio June 17, 2022

Off The Top Ropes

Similar to "Off the Chain" But newer, and thus cooler.

Did you see the new South Park Episode? Yeah, it was off the top ropes!

by DragonMiasma September 8, 2010

I'm going to off my top

I'm going to kill myself

Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top

by Yaboyhollywood August 7, 2016

off the top

another term for "take off your shirt", used when a hoodman wants a peek at your breasts

Female: do you want me to send you nudes?

Horny individual: yea, off the top

by Fuckingdemon October 22, 2017

suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.

*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!

by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022