boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.

1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"

by Mark Howell May 5, 2008

vladimier tootin

Russian president who has eaten to much taco bell and has a series case of tootin and is mentally gay and is sexually confused

man, I just Vladimier tootin.

by Bornkl snort April 28, 2017

toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

blue-toothing

the act of using a urinal without holding onto your penis

I was in the bathroom, at the urinal, and there was some guy in there "blue-toothing" it with his hands in his coat pockets.

by Dude Nurse November 14, 2012

toothill

a big arse that farts alot.

'damn fool, she got a toothill going on!'

by boppadooop January 14, 2008