timewhine

A Facebook status update to complain about Facebook's recent stylistic change.

Paul: Dear Facebook, I don't want this new timeline! Change it back!

Steve: Paul, do you really think your timewhine is going to change anything?

by stevecooks October 1, 2012

Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.

Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.

by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012

Timeying

The act of discussing music currently being listened to, usually metal, and reviving an inactive discord server

Named after Timey Marey

AJtheFaller: timeying here, listening to Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Priest

Several People are typing...

by AJFaller May 15, 2018

TimeChina

The state of being awake or working at the opposite hours as somebody, normally causing social scheduling conflicts.

Sorry man, I can't hang out tonight; I start work at 8:00.

Damn dude, I get off at 6:00. You're in my TimeChina.

by DangerDiablo January 10, 2020

Timeline

If your seeing this, that means you’re in the right timeline.

I’m seeing this definition on UrbDic, im definitely in the right timeline then.

by disturb May 27, 2021

Timeliness

A. Having no beginning or end

B. Not affected by time

They have a feeling of timeliness and hopelessness.

by Vsford August 26, 2022

Timeline

Again, there is a timelines of events that you're ignoring and being a grown ass mam didn't stop Rick or anybody else from getting checked when he came at me for being late all the time nor would it stop me with anyone else.

Hym "The fact of the matter is I'm essentially the character but I also don't see you saying anything about me either. I described myself with near perfect accuracy. People are doing to me what I said they were doing. If THAT isn't rage baiting then what the fuck do you call it other than weaponized schizophrenia and what did the other people do to you for doing it? Congratulations! It worked! You can't keep ignoring the timeline. You can't ignore the fact that to me this is one singular thing that has been happening to me over the course of 15 years in a targeted fashion. I've never heard of it happening to anyone else. And NOW... I have to sit here and wait out your performative faux-confusion about how I can say this online without standing in the middle of a mall amd shouting it at the top of my lungs. And I've already said it and I'll say it again. You can come here and put a loaded gun in my hand and I'll say what ever it is you think I won't say to your face and I'll happily make it the last thing you ever hear. "

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025