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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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TIME MACHINE

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023
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soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan
Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night
by Lal November 9, 2018
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Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.
Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.
by sniper98g July 19, 2014
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Time-Machine Concept

It’s when something it’s going to get invented but it takes years for it to get invented, or for it to become popular?
*the year is 2014* (Person 1) What are you making? (Person 2) 2 new Words!!! They’re called Delulu and Solulu!!! (Person 1) You know how fucked up those words are? They can make your brain cells gone at this time of generation!!! *the beginning of Gen Alpha* It’s going to be a Time-Machine Concept!!! Which mean it will take years and years for it to become popular *Year 2025* (Person 2) Oh shit!!! (11 Years Later)(2025) (Person 1) Wow!!! I was right!!! Our 2 new words were very popular after 11 years of Trial and Error!!! (Person 2) Woo Hoo!!! I knew it would work!!! Let’s have the biggest and most serious celebration ever!!!
by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 3, 2025
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
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