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Ticket to the Gun Show 

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.
Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"
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Ticket Master 

Dude 1:Hey You Should Pull Over The Ticket Master Is On Your Tail.
Dude 2: Shit.
Ticket Master by Charla Nolasco September 26, 2008

Ticket mech

the place on a arcade machine where the tickets come form

one of the most comonly jamed parts of a arcade machine

"one of those damn kids stuck a token in the ticket mech"
Ticket mech by Kregg October 18, 2003

ticket to education 

your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.
oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming

shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(

ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.
1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.
ticket panic by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011

ticket to play

A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.
Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.
ticket to play by GAIboss October 9, 2020

ticket vodka

1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".

2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.
Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?

Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.
ticket vodka by GucciLittlePiggy October 20, 2008