Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with

Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.

by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018

thirteen-percent

Non derogatory terminology for the 13% of African American population in the United States

The Thirteen-Percent stand behind Angel Reese

by CryptoGod June 4, 2024

logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock

wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Thirteen

Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.

"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."

by StanTwiceforclearskin May 25, 2022

thirteen reasons why

The best Netflix series ever made, about a girl who commits suiced before the movie started. She, Hannah Baker, records thirteen tapes of herself before she kills herself, and there are thirteen different people that were supposed to be the reason that se died. the person that we get to follow is Clay Jensen, who was good friends with Hannah, who died. Clay tries to find out why he and the others are the reasons she died.

Have you seen the series " thirteen reasons why" on Netflix?

Yeah, its the best, such a good serie!

by lolwhaaaaat April 9, 2017

Thirteen

The year where you start doing weird shit and want to fuck the wall, or watch endless amounts of porn and gore for tHe luLz!!!1
also the year sadly not the last I became a neo nazi, a chrisker fan, a countryhuman fan, and a columbiner all at once
If you looked this up, you are probably 13, in which, hi, hello. Seventh grade sucks doesn't it? Being 13 does. But much more.
So does 17.

Your parents a few years from now : let's not forget when YOUR NAME was thirteen guys! Remember when she-
You then: *deep sigh, pulls out noose*

by Zeewantstofuckingdie February 8, 2025

Lean Mean Thirteen

a 2007 novel by Janet Evanovich, the thirteenth in the Stephanie Plum series

Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person, in a manner related only peripherally, or not at all, to her work as a fugitive apprehension agent.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023